Please let this be satire …
President Obama is weighing the nation down with his weightlessness-ness. Iâ€™m not going to use big words or fancy words. Iâ€™m just going to say what hockey moms and soccer moms around this great nation are wondering and thatâ€™s how can we trust a leader who might weigh less than a Victoriaâ€™s Secret model?
Leadership is about weight. Itâ€™s about weighty issues. Issues involving weight and heavy things and people who have weight to them. Leaders who are men like Churchill or Roosevelt or whatâ€™s his name there, that U.N. fellow from way back, Dag Hammarskjold. Meat on their bones.
Itâ€™s American to have weight. Get up on a scale, move the little thing there at the top. Hockey moms do it. Soccer moms do it. But jeez. About the only people who donâ€™t do it are the French. And theyâ€™re Socialists. So you do the math.
Guess who said that one on Meet the Press … yep, Sarah Palin. Now we have to sit through Weight Gate? No wonder we can’t come to terms with health care … we are wasting our time on the speculation of a healthy weight or from sarah’s perspective, getting enough meat on our collective bones to not be a socialist. I am placing this in the WTF category.